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So I set out to write my post today about The Top 5 Tips for Frugal Living. And then I looked at the title and realised that it might be the most boring title ever written, and that my readers deserve something more exciting and interesting than The Top 5 Tips for Frugal Living, and then, because (due to approximately 32,000 cups of coffee this morning) I am going slowly crazy in the office on this grey, rainy Friday afternoon (because of the greyness and the raininess), a little voice in my head suggested putting together The Top 5 (Evil) Tips for Frugal Living.
But then I thought that some of my readers might not want to read The Top 5 (Evil) Tips for Frugal Living, as it might offend their natural inclination towards goodness-inducing frugal living. So then I came up with the solution that I would let my readers decide. So, make your choice below. It’s a kind of Good FruGal, Bad FruGal thing I’ve got going on this afternoon. Usually Bad FruGal stays away during working hours, while Good FruGal runs the show, but as this afternoon is so particularly crazy-inducing due to the never ending aforementioned greyness and raininess, she came out to play.
I’m wondering if completely certain that I should have another cup of coffee now to get the juices flowing. *falls over self to get to the kitchen and roundhouse kicks – Chuck Norris style – middle-aged woman from accounts out of the way of the kettle. Your strawberry & mango infusion can wait, b*tch. It’s coffee time.*
Feeling good? For The Top 5 Tips for Frugal Living click here.
Feeling bad? For The Top 5 (Evil) Tips for Frugal Living click here.
3 Responses for "Good FruGal, Bad FruGal"
omg you are freakin’ hilarious! i love it. i am also wondering if you are still alive?
Aw, thanks for your concern. I am alive, but I do think it’s time to ease up on the coffee a little bit. I had to cross the street on the way home from work to avoid a squirrel that I thought was giving me the stink eye.*
* Squirrels can totally give the stink eye.
I LOVE the evil ones :0)
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